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When your scout is suspicious of the food… but doesn’t want the NPCs to realise…

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She wasn’t having the best of days, and then it got worse.

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The NPC Jalapeño reporter (he’s jalapeño business) said this after being asked where they kept their own when not using it. We had a small break for laughter.

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The Prince is a shady individual.

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So, this is the setup. Our DM spends a good 10 minutes describing a troll who is 9ft tall, made almost completely of cyberware, glass teeth, blood spurting everywhere, crushing everything in his wake. This is what our face says when we meet him, in a german accent. I have never heard out DM be shocked into silence before.

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We all make sacrifices

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No, we should rest, feed the horses and wait until morning…

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Yes, she’s ferocious, but she’s still a girl.

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Multi Melta Cookery

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our rogue just stole a tea set from a rich quest giver after failing a stealth roll

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