Quotes from the Tabletop

“You want to do what to the baby? If you’re serious… roll the dice”

How many times has your role-playing session completely derailed itself because someone came out with the perfect one-liner at the right time? How many times have you had to bite your hand to stop yourself from laughing until you hurl? These quotes and stories are what makes tabletop gaming so enjoyable, because not only are you getting some serious RPing done, you’re also having a good laugh.

Welcome to Quotes From The Table-Top, a place to share those moments that really define our hobby, and the perfect place to immortalize your friends comedic genius, or culpable stupidity. Share your stories, share those superb quotes that last a lifetime.


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Joel Smith – Concept, design and general shouting

Mike Pound – Site building and all of the hard work

Giles Hannaford – Editor and advocate of elf-racism

Version 1.0 launched 30/6/2013