Ok, so my character had a very particular knack for getting into trouble (where trouble, read prison). He was imprisoned at this point in a church dedicated to the god of love, and was offered the services of a priest/prostitute which I figured was what passed for last rites. I very nearly declined the offer of a priestitute.
Posts Tagged ‘3.5’
Because yelling abusive comments against your enemies should not occupy an entire round unless you’re a bard
The sad fact of the matter is if you fail the wrong constitution check you’re going to get drunk enough to sleep with anything. And while it may be up to the DM what you sleep with, we’ll still mock you for it
After causing a drunken ruckus at a party in the elven kingdom (the first time they had let any none elves in), Impsch the dwarf tries to disguise himself as a tree to avoid being arrested. The nearest elf says to him “I think it’s time you went to bed”