We all make sacrifices
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our rogue just stole a tea set from a rich quest giver after failing a stealth roll
While the rest of the party is somewhere else
The GM on the friendliness of Kobolds.
The “lord” in our party is upset because no one recognises him.
DM: *Points to Dragonborn* Everybody is racist to you. *Points to Tiefling* Everybody is racist to you. *Points to Gnome* everybody is racist to you*. *Points to Elf Rouge* You climb up trees. *Points to Elf Druid* and you fuck animals.
Nobody in this country is going to rez you.
How to hide a Tiefling
Ok, so my character had a very particular knack for getting into trouble (where trouble, read prison). He was imprisoned at this point in a church dedicated to the god of love, and was offered the services of a priest/prostitute which I figured was what passed for last rites. I very nearly declined the offer of a priestitute.
Because yelling abusive comments against your enemies should not occupy an entire round unless you’re a bard
I had just started playing with a group after being the DM for a few months. Because everyone else was already high level I had to make a character with enough levels to not be a hindrance. Unfortuantely I put either way too much or not enough thought into it and decided to make my Psion Deva a language expert. Read on »
Unfortunately only my Psion and our party’s Fighter knew how to speak HobGoblin so before going in the rest of the party came up with a plan on what to say to get them to let us in. Unfortunately my bad memory acted up and made me forget what the plan was almost immediately which did not go well for us when the DM made us roll bluff checks and the Fighter failed his. After struggling with what to say for ten minutes I finally got fed up and challenged the Shaman to a duel to allow us access to the village. My psion fought valiantly but in the end he was ruthlessly disintegrated and I was banned from ever taking any more linguistic feats.