The party ninja tried to steal everyone’s underwear the whole campaign.
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So a few years back I was in a campaign and we got decently high level, so the DM decided to have us go against a lich. We’ve got a rogue, paladin, cleric, arcane archer, and fighter.
We find the lich’s tower and go busting through the front door. Everyone makes a saving throw versus some sort of death spell. Everyone makes it! …except the fighter.
Cleric uses a spell to preserve his body and we drag his ass back to town to be resurrected. Time to try the tower again!
This time we get to the top of the tower and break in through the roof. He’ll never expect it, right? We’re all creeping down the spiral staircase and bam! Saving throw time. Everyone makes it but the fighter. His dead body tumbles down the spiral staircase. Everyone else fights the lich and we collect the dead fighter after the battle. Back in the dead cart with you!
Basically fuck death magic, why can’t I ever make my saving throw?
The sad fact of the matter is if you fail the wrong constitution check you’re going to get drunk enough to sleep with anything. And while it may be up to the DM what you sleep with, we’ll still mock you for it
A “My god’s better than your god” fight results in threats of body-part swapping
Trying to get rid of some tracking rings, and our psyonic warrior suggests making cock rings out of them. It goes way too far.