So the Cleric was knocked off this big flying boat after his allignment dicate that he blow that thing sky higher than it currently was. Falling to his death in Sharn, the Paladin (Who hasn’t really done much thus far) decides to jump off the bridge to save him, citing he’ll be alright, he has a springboard.
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My broccoli ranger’s reaction to an overly complicated plan.
In a game of Viking Tomato, we were told that our quest, from Odinberry himself, was to find a salad with every variety of vegetation in it so that we could unite Fridgegard. So while the Viking Tomato was massacring some carrots, the DM said that the battleground looked like the start of a salad. Immediately I thought we had been sent to die. My Pearladin was sadly misled, as we were not the salad. I was however later castrated for accidental baby tomato murder, and the sprout rogue became a suicide bomber. So it’s not like we survived…
A gnomish commoner offers to fix kickstart the engines on the barge. The mage and the cleric left him down there too long. Worst part was, we didn’t even try to help him after the savage face burning.
The best way to politely evacuate the infirm from a commandeered flying machine is to ask them politely to jump whilst a mage casts feather-fall for their convenience
In response to a meerkat shooting up the barbarians leg. Some marsupial confusion ensued as to whether it was meerkats or ferrets did this. Turns out meerkats do since Old Baldy ended up with a rip in his trousers and a meerkat stain on his leg