Posts Tagged ‘Elf Racism’

DM: Theres a Door at the end of the hallway
Elf Theif: Shall i just sneak up to it agai…
Elf Wizard: I run at the door!
*Rolls*
DM: Wow… So Samuel runs at the door at breakneck speeds. His extremely low strength means he smacks into the door and loses a HP
Elf Thief: I slap him
DM: Again!?
*rolls*
DM: You slap Samuel so hard you knock him unconcious. You’re an idiot

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I just… I… What?

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All elves look feminine, in the same way all dwarves look masculine, unless they’re a cross dressing cockney half-dwarf wereshark…

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Krylocke, dwarven cleric, on the problems of talking to elves

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Brabuhr the Gnome, on the subject of hilarious elves and their not so amusing relatives.

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Arald Isbrotsjor questioning the wealth of some new acquaintances.

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