My broccoli ranger’s reaction to an overly complicated plan.
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In a game of Viking Tomato, we were told that our quest, from Odinberry himself, was to find a salad with every variety of vegetation in it so that we could unite Fridgegard. So while the Viking Tomato was massacring some carrots, the DM said that the battleground looked like the start of a salad. Immediately I thought we had been sent to die. My Pearladin was sadly misled, as we were not the salad. I was however later castrated for accidental baby tomato murder, and the sprout rogue became a suicide bomber. So it’s not like we survived…
A rather one sided fight on a train, beaten by fist and by quip.