The NPC Jalapeño reporter (he’s jalapeño business) said this after being asked where they kept their own when not using it. We had a small break for laughter.
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The party (sprout rogue, pearladin, magic mushroom, broccoli ranger and the viking tomato) were fighting carrots in what we soon found out was an oven. The sprout rogue finally managed to hit a carrot after falling over and knocking himself out for most of the fight and said he was going to leave then while he was on a high, the pearladin replied with the above.
Shouted between tables as one game gets a little noisy as another reaches a climactic moment
My broccoli ranger’s reaction to an overly complicated plan.
In a game of Viking Tomato, we were told that our quest, from Odinberry himself, was to find a salad with every variety of vegetation in it so that we could unite Fridgegard. So while the Viking Tomato was massacring some carrots, the DM said that the battleground looked like the start of a salad. Immediately I thought we had been sent to die. My Pearladin was sadly misled, as we were not the salad. I was however later castrated for accidental baby tomato murder, and the sprout rogue became a suicide bomber. So it’s not like we survived…